The NOSEant

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There is something fundamentally wrong with the concept of using deodorants,room freshners, shoe spray thingie etc. I mean, think about it, are the room, the human body,and the shoe the only sources of foul olfaction. This problem should be dealt with at the receiving end, namely the NOSE. That is a one stop solution to all our stinkin problems. After a lot of analysis, i have arrived at this solution. There should be something like a cologne, that can be applied just under our nose.Something that would smell nice all the time. Lets call it the nose-ant.

Here are a few practical advantages of using a nose-ant:

1. You can choose the smell you like, that way you do not have to worry about the idiot next to you using a really strong and head-ache-inducing-i-wanna-chokeyoutodeath kinda cologne.

2. You forget to use nose-ant, you suffer. Unlike the case of deodorants(yeah i believe in bad karma)

3. You can overtake an ONYX garbage lorry with confidence.

4. You wouldnt have to smell anything bad ever again.

Now,I know what you're thinking, what if i want to smell something nice? say nature, the rain. Well you can use a neutralizer for that, then smell the rain,you can always apply the nose-ant back. Its just like wearing a helmet when you are riding a bike, and you occasionally remove it to have that 'wind in your hair' feeling!


All this time we have been trying to protect ourselves from rain by trying to hold an insanely huge water resistant Sheet in the sky instead of using an umbrella.