Top 5 Desperate Acts!

Top five (extremely desperate) things men whom i know (very well) have done for women...

#5

Second year of college, Mr.X has an infatuation on a girl who is a friend of Mr.Y. The girl mentions casually over phone that she needs some book and Mr.X without the slightest hesitation swears that he has the book with him right now. Mr.Y , the sweet guy that he is, arranges for the book from some friend, and Mr.X gladly rides 30Km around the city and delivers the book at the girls' doorstep within 2 hours of that phone call. All for that 5 minutes of meeting her.

#4

It was the tenth grade and he was insanely in love with his classmate (he still is). His lady love used to come by bi-cycle to school. Even though his house was so close to the school that, one can practically hear him pee if one listens intently, he would come only by bi-cycle; And would time his journey to perfection that, he and his love reach at the exact same instant; just for that "hi" to be exchanged!

#3

It was the 9th Grade and He had a huge crush on her. Just to increase the probability of running into her, he joined an art class that was conducted in the same building that she lived in, even though he had absolutely no idea what the class was all about.

#2

It was the eleventh grade, and a certain very-cute junior was in class 10.knowing nothing else to do, he actually went into the lab, searched for her record-Notebook, and flicked it. Now that her record had been taken hostage, he calls her up and informs her that her record notebook is with him and asked her meet him to get the record back!!!!!!!

and now for the mother of all Comedies

#1

It was the first year of college and he had been madly in love with her from 7th Std. She had come to town for a couple of days and decided to call him 2 hours before her train's departure.

She: Hey, im leaving in a coupla hours, just wanted to say bye before i leave.

He: Cool... when does it leave?

She : 10PM

* and now for the biggest act of desperation ever....

He: Hey what an unbelievable co-incidence!! my train leaves at 10:15PM, will meet u there... bye

This guy actually rode down to the railway station with an empty air-bag ,memorized some train Name and number that left at around 10:15 from the departure screen to make it authentic and met her for a few minutes. :)

Wonder when women will start doing such crazy stuff!