Rockvan Theory of Pizza Relativity

There is a theory put forward by a prominent scientist Dr.Reignaunt RockVan called The Theory Of Pizza Relativity. Dr.RockVan, in a state of extreme inebriation came up with this ground-breaking theory, and believes that ones' true genius comes out only in such a state.

When asked about this theory, Dr.Rockvan said that it is a very simple and straight forward one that can be applied to any being on this planet. It is believed to be in the Psychology genre. Many well-known psychologists have branded this theory a "Master Piece" as it defines the characteristics of human behaviour in a never-before manner.

The postulates of the theory are as follows: Dr.Rockvan's Exact words were

"Machaan.... Every Person in this planet is like a Pizza; The base remains the same, just the toppings are different"

According this, Dr.Rockvan claims himself to be a "Margherita" as he is plain and simple in appearance, but has a very pleasing personality (self-proclaimed).

Further research in this field leads us to the following conclusions,

Michael Schumacher - Thin crust Garden Veg pizza.

Riya Sen - Spicy Paneer-Chilli Pizza

Lalu Prasad - Mushroom Pizza (left in the open for thirteen days)

Adnan Sami - Bacon Double Cheeseburger Pizza

Pamela Anderson - Stuffed Cheese-burst Pizza

Dr.RockVan himself is sure of winning a Nobel Prize. When inquired about his surety of winning the prize, he said that he distinctly remembers Alfred Nobel giving a 'thumbs Up' from his grave the moment this theory was postulated.